I smell like beef.

I smell like beef.

That's mama luigi to you mario.

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officialunitedstates:

I can’t stop eating doorbells

2:14 AM - 12121 - reblog
Anonymous: How do I change my race

uoa:

go to settings 

kordova:

90sgeekchic:

Squad turn up

beautypeen:

listen, i’m never going to let you use my laptop idk what exactly i have to hide but i’m 200% sure there’s something

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smugsbunny:

whoopsimightbegettingsued:

Welp



2 sewn
blameaspartame:

everyone’s a critic

that’s what makes it even the slightest bit enjoyable otherwise I would try not to be looking at it.
valvala:

im a man and i LOVE sitting on GIANT BALLSACKS

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

I was born in the snow on december 4th 1894

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THEME: ROTFERKEL