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Posted on 1st Sep at 2:19 AM, with 37,922 notes

fyawn:

am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

Posted on 31st Aug at 10:22 PM, with 12,217 notes
milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out
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milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

Posted on 31st Aug at 3:39 PM, with 407,777 notes

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

I’m gonna guess that that seconds person is pro life. lemme also guess, republican?

Posted on 31st Aug at 12:42 PM, with 16,528 notes
leafygay:

sweet lil fawn. we think she is female, we’ve been calling her baby
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leafygay:

sweet lil fawn. we think she is female, we’ve been calling her baby

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:18 AM, with 1,769 notes
acherontias:

Taste me, drink my soul, show me all the things that I shouldn’t know.

acherontias:

Taste me, drink my soul, show me all the things that I shouldn’t know.

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:18 AM, with 113,927 notes

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:18 AM, with 43,864 notes
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quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

Posted on 31st Aug at 2:17 AM, with 41,076 notes

ashle1:

when people joke about something i’m serious about

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